Welcome to Not Me Monday! Here are a few things that have not happened this past week:
While trying to get 3 trays of crispy nuts from the dehydrator at once, I did not spill 2/3 of the nuts on the floor. I definitely did not spill them again after I had them in the bowl.
While making coffee, with my coffee cup and coffee pot in hand, I did not completely fill the cup with water before realizing it was not the coffee pot…
After ordering 16 McChicken sandwiches and 16 small fries at a drive-through, the order-taker did not repeat the number 16 in a voice that sounded like she thought I was joking. I was not asked to “pull forward to the garbage can” and wait until they brought my order out to me. Four cars did not have to drive around our big-family van before a very nice lady brought our bags out to us. In fact, they were SO nice, that we do not still have ketchup packets and napkins left over.
I did not just turn off one of the children’s alarm clocks (because it was not sounding off for 2 minutes) so I could finish this post! 
UPDATE: I was posting this link on MckMama’s blog, when I did not hear trickling water in the kitchen. Of course, I check everything out right away, so I did not just say, “Who’s using water?” expecting my littlest to turn off the water. A few seconds later, one of my sons did not discover the faucet sprayer – with a hair scrunchie around it to hold it on – filling a pot of water, on the counter! The water criminal had not left the kitchen, in fact, had not left the house. The latest count is not four six bath-sized towels to sop up the water…
If you can handle more, check out my other Not Me Monday posts and some of our family’s humorous moments.
The McDonald’s drive thru is too funny. I’m a coffee junky, it’s very hard to be AWAKE before my first cup ! Happy Monday.
16 chicken sandwhiches! Whoa!
Hope all the water has dried up!
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Your NMM is so funny. I too am not awake before coffee. I hope the water ihas dried up. The McDonald’s experience cracks me up.
LOL! I’ve never done anything like that either…I am not clumsy nor half awake in the morning.
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Oh my gosh. Is that (water story) what I have to look forward to?! Dread!!!!
Happy Monday
The water story is hilarious. It reminds of the time that, in retaliation for a previous practical joke, I did not tie a scrunchie round the water sprayer, with the water off, so that when my husband went to use the sink, he would get sprayed directly in the face with the water. Hehe.
Ah, water!
One of my kids did not begin filling the sink to wash dishes then go outside to jump on the trampoline causing such water damage to my kitchen cabinets that we did not have to replace some drawers.
I did not play a practical joke on son # 2 by rubberbanding the watersprayer handle down when he was the dishwasher. He did not retaliate by putting tape over the faucet in my bathroom. My daughter did not plan to “get” me by rubberbanding the handle down then did not spray herself when she when to wash her hands…
Thanks for the memories! LOL!
Oh, too funny!
your header is great! They look so innocent and devious at the same time! I never mistakenly pour the wrong thing in the wrong place…I’m always paying attention and never having an “ADD” moment!
Too funny! Happy Monday